At # 8, UFE (Urine Feces Everywhere) has the Miami Marlins, whose dirtiness reflects Ozzie’s language. Ranking 8TH out of 30 with a 1 being the worst,dirtiest possible score and 30 being the cleanest ballpark is not something to be proud of. The stadium looked very nice and opened up in April of this year. Although the stadium is ranked third smallest in terms of capacity, it really makes an impact on the environment. Everything is brand new and pretty much on an automated LED screen. From the parking garage, to the seats, everything was top notch.
So what’s the deal then, and why are we picking on the Miami Marlins ballpark? Well, UFE believes that everyone deserves a chance to be #1, the dirtiest, and some of the fans are helping the Marlins reach that goal. One UFE rep mentioned, when in a restroom stall, that although the toilet was an automatic flush design, it must have been broke because there were feces remains in the toilet bowl.
A cool feature that we found was a “waterless urinal” which is great if you want to go “green”, but in reality, it kept the urine odor around and pushed some men towards the stalls. It’s anyone’s guess as to why someone would take the time and pee on a toilet seat, but we have decided that it is because of the lack of urinal use due to (in our opinion) the strong smell of urine in the waterless urinals. Marlins Park lost several points in the restrooms..
Gentlemen, please make sure to check your aim next time, or else we may not be so kind on the score next season you could score even lower.