“Competition for the Same Objective or for Superiority in the Same Field”
Chicago has one of the greatest rivalries in sports; Chicago Cubs vs Chicago White Sox. Even before their first encounter on the field in 1906, there was tension between the teams. Although the teams themselves have had exchanges with words (and a few punches as well), the rivalry is even stronger between fans of both teams.
For those of you who are of the fan-base of either team, or if you have been in the company of a fan from either team; you have most likely witnessed some of this tension. When you have a “Northsider”, the
cubs, and a “Southsider” the White Sox, in the same room, the words “Stink” and “Trash” are among the most popular words used in the heated exchange between the two sides. A “Northsider” may say, “Southsiders stink” or maybe a Southsider says something like, “Northsiders are trash.”
Now, although we can observe the rest of the games played from here on or count tickets sales or merchandise sales of either team to determine a “winner”; let’s try something else. What if those words “Stink” and “Trash” had more meaning behind them and some proof to back up those comments?
Our UFE (Urine Feces Everywhere) team data collectors decided to do some research of our own and came up to a conclusion that will make some of you very happy and some very upset. Since the focus of this story stemmed from fans calling each other words associated with the word “dirty”, why not try to pinpoint a well-known dirty hot spot for these fans. If you said the parking lot, you’re wrong (but maybe another article for another time); the answer is the restrooms!
Now, before you get all high and mighty and tell us that we are creeping in the restrooms and looking under stales and such… don’t, because that’s creepy and I’m pretty sure illegal. What we did was observe a very simple task which has been passed down from generation to generation, WASHING YOUR HANDS! Our team took a predetermined number of men and women and observed them either stopping at the sink to wash their hands, or observed them walking right past the sink area and right out the door.
Let me first start and say thank you to all the ladies in the world for washing your hands more than men (at least in this situation). Guys, really… I mean I know that you probably have a drink in one hand and can’t multi-task to save your life, but come on! A very poor performance from the men, but all around there was one fan base which was the overall winner in this round.
And the winner is: The Chicago White Sox because the Cubs FANS play dirty (UFE)
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