Gentlemen, Sweden Wants To Out Law Stand-Up Urination
If the Vänsterpartiet political party gets their way
The Swedish political party, Vänsterpartiet has a mission. They would like gender less restrooms and they want men to sit down to urinate. They want to go a step further than a simple request, it would be illegal for men to stand up and pee. Vänsterpartiet, known as a left leaning socialist and feminist organization, want everyone to know that they are looking out for all sexes with their motion. For the men, they state there is a study that concluded that men have a lower risk of bladder cancer when they sit to urinate. The party cited medical research that stated that men empty their bladders more efficiently while seated, which reduces the risk of prostate problems which leads to a healthier and longer sex life. According to Swedish urologist Lars Henningsohn, there isn’t a study that states that sitting urination is beneficial to the health of men. He stated that if any conclusion could be made from the research he has seen, it is that standing might be a better way for a male to void his bladder more completely.
For the females, the Vänsterpartiet party states the obvious that some males have an aiming problem. “A man couldn’t pee in the Grand Canyon without hitting the sides,” exclaimed a woman that thinks sitting down would be the perfect solution. No research is needed to realize that men have been known to splash urine on the restroom floor and toilet seat on many occasions.
“I don’t believe for a second that this proposal has anything to do with improving men’s’ health issues,” exclaimed one angry man! “You mean we are not supposed to pee on the seat,” joke another male. “I think women have an envy problem, You can’t take that away from us too, that is our last bastion of manhood,” shouted a man that looked like he was ready to thump his chest. A woman stated it best when she firmly interjected “Look at it from our side, when we walk in on a badly soiled stall we don’t have the choice to stand. C’mon you have to admit that it is a real problem.”
The issue on how men should urinate certainly brings on some heated debate. We are not sure how this will end up, but the UFE (Urine Feces Everywhere) staff thinks if the motion is passed in Sweden, the punishment should be adopted from the old 1971 Cheech and Chong comedy album Trippin’ in Court, where the judge firmly exclaimed, “Bailiff, Whack His Pee Pee!”